Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maine A vintage baseball illustration with

A vintage baseball illustration with visible stitching sits at the center beneath "EST

and nobody's brave enough to file that amendment

Florida" stacked across two lines

Losing a crop report is apparently a resume builder

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maine A vintage baseball illustration withCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads