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CALIFORNIA" above distressed orange text reading "ORANGE" with a vintage cartoon anthropomorphic orange character carrying a baseball bat

Bold white retro bubble lettering reads "WHAT'S POPPIN'" across two stacked lines

Bowling pins replacing that corporate trefoil is the most aggressively relaxed act of brand sabotage ever committed in lowercase

Small white text reading "EST

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