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HAARP Heavyweight Camp Shirt Size:XL A cold-weather version of aWeather got you down? Beam up in style. Straight out of the Alaskan backcountry and into your wardrobethis retro style HAARP tee celebrates everyone's favorite ionospheric research facility (or global weather control array, depending on who you ask). With vintage National Parks vibes and precise coordinates to Gakona's most controversial grid of antennas, this shirt is a lightning rod for conspiracy laced compliments. Whether youre just vibing at ELF